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But where's all the sandwich bread, the condiments, the cold cuts?
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how about you just show me how to make one? I got it! How bout you write down the recipe for the classic #9? Time to put in some work! Say, uh, Rusty, how about spilling the beans for the old Rusty on Rye recipe? Alright, enough of this hocus pocus hooey. SpongeBob: Uh, he means freak in the nicest possible way.Patrick: A big ghost?! I thought we were- we were conjuring a rib roast! I'm outta here! I'll get help buddy! Just get me away from this freak!."Distilled vinegar, water, number one mustard seed, salt, tumeric, paprika, natural flavors." I now summon the spirit of Rusty Rickets! Know, too, that I beckon the spirit of Rusty's Rib-Eye! SpongeBob: As consort to the spirit world, I know commence this séance! I shall invoke the specter of Rusty Rickets by reading from The Sacred Text.Patrick: Then can we eat some furniture?.Tonight, we shall make contact with the unliving! By performing. SpongeBob: Ahh, simple, my five-pointed friend.Patrick: What? Come on, bossman! If we can't eat anything, why are we here?.Hey, listen, can you meet me after work? I need your help with something. SpongeBob: I may be able to get that recipe after all.SpongeBob: I believe I've seen a program on this matter!.You're not getting that recipe unless you're versed into talking with the unliving. However, old Rusty bought the farm 20 years ago. That sandwich was on the menu of an old restaurant that lay here a long time ago! Twas' an old ramshackle shack called Rusty's Rib Eye, and the only one who ever knew how to make that sandwich was the owner, Rusty Rickets. Krabs! There was an unsatisfied customer! Why don't we serve the Rusty on Rye anymore? Old Man Jenkins: This ain't no kinda way to treat a loyal customer!.Krabs: What's the big kurfuffle? Oh, it's you. Fish 1: Oh come on! Are you gonna order a patty or what, pops?.Old Man Jenkins: Huh? Oh, let's see, um, I think it was on rye bread, it was #9 on the menu, it came with a side of something or other.Can you clue me in on what was on your beloved Rusty on Rye? But I can certainly learn! Help me out, sir. Huh, guess I don't know how to make Rusty on Rye. Ramblin Ham, Red Herring, Rib Tickler, Rusty Penguin, Salty Steamer. What the barnacles is a Rusty on Rye? Let's see. SpongeBob: Just leave it to me, old rusty one! Prepare for a.Old Man Jenkins: Stop giving me the round around city boy! I want a Rusty on Rye and nothing less!.Squidward: Charming colloquialism, but let's try something that's actually on the menu.Old Man Jenkins: I'll have me a Rusty on Rye please.Squidward: Well, try to contain yourself.Squidward: Hey! MoistBob DripPants, you mind?.Ghost: I know, but it wasn't me this time.Psychic: Because, you keep forgetting to replace the toilet paper roll! As roommates, we all have to do our part.Psychic: As consort to the spirit world, I now commence this séance.This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Séance Shméance" from season 9, which aired on October 14, 2013. " Kenny the Cat" List of episode transcripts